Shipster [ʃɪpstə(r)] s a person shipping little known/unsupported pairings. Usually spend their time in a lonesome search of artworks and fanfictions containing desired OTP; they can be distinguished by spontaneous gross sobbing, a common reaction to spotting their beloved ship.
Shipster
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but now that you have read this you cannot stop i am a 13 year old girl from minnesota who was brutally murdered and if you do not repost this in .00043 seconds a clown will come in your room and attack you in your sleep with a chainsaw
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
(Source: northerndelight)
(Source: echoingocean)
- SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE ABOUT SHERLOCK. HINT: THERE AREN'T ANY.
- SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE: SO. STOP. BOTHERING. ME. ABOUT IT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU FUCKERS. CAN'T I EVEN BE DEAD IN PEACE?
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
thats
thats quite a discount
it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it
excuse you
